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A story from Fr. Rob, my pastor, at last Sunday Mass: Repent, you unfaithful husband!

Fr. Rob is my pastor who has a penchant for telling jokes in Sunday mass (homily). Every parishioner of Our Lady of The Mountain and Wilderness parish always looks forward to hearing his jokes.

Yan Agape

CALLING HEAVEN Thank you for calling Heaven, For English, press 1. For Spanish, press 2. For all other languages, press 0. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for Requests. Press 2 for Thanksgiving. Press 3 for Complaints. Press 4 for all other inquiries. I am sorry; all of o...

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Jeab,

Good job! Try Catholic joke #4.

Yan Agape

The Honest Prayer A woman had invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you heard Mommy say," her mother answered. ...

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This poem was written by Mother Theresa of Calcutta and is engraved on the wall of her Home for the Children in Calcutta. What I like most about this poem is it is relevant to my daily life. People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may ...

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Two dozen,

That's a good one! 555555

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Credit: Titi, an old friend. These are real messages from children to God.

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:angel: Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna :cheesy: Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a counrty. You did the right thing. Jonathan :cheesy: Dear God, I am American. What a...

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NiHil,

Thank you! Can you do it for the two I posted and for the upcoming jokes?

Ecclesia,

Glad that you enjoy it, too!

Yan Agape

:angel: A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy ...

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your heari...

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Hello everyone, :laugh: Thank you for the warm welcome. There are more jokes coming your way. For those who have to use dictionary, please take it as a short English lesson. BTW, I am not a นายพล. I wished I was. I am only a low rank US Army officer who tried my best to be all I can be. Check out...

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During the Sunday Mass, Father Charles told us a true story that really cracked us up. The Bishop of Archdiocese Canterbury of England was on the way to say Mass in a small town. He got lost. He was desperately looking for somebody to help with the direction. All of a sudden he saw a 7 years old bo...

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LL: ตอนนี้ป้าของLL กำลังป่วยหนัก ต้องล้างไตวันเว้นวันเลย แถมตอนนี้เป็นแผลที่มือซ้ายจนเนื้อตายแล้ว หมอกำลังจะเรียกลูกๆให้ไปพบวันจันทร์นี้ เพื่อตัดสินใจตัดมือซ้ายของป้าทิ้ง ป้ากำลังกลัวและใจเสียสุดๆ เพราะนอกจากเป็นโรคไตแล้ว ป้ายังเป็นเบาหวานอีกด้วย ถ้าตัดมือแล้วแผลไม่แห้ง ก็อาจจะต้องตัดอีกไปเรื่อยๆ ตอ...

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:)

Welcome aboard! I am new here too.

;D

Yan Agape

Once again, thank you! :-*

LL: เรื่องภาษาปะกิดไม่เป็นไรหรอกคะ
เด็กๆอ่านได้ แถมมีเด็กนอกหลายคน
(เราเรียกเด็ก เพราะทุกคนที่อยู่ต่างประเทศยืนยันว่าเป็น Forever young ทุกคน)

Forever Young: And I thought I was the only one who found the fountain of youth. Welcome to my world, everyone. 555

8)

Yan Agape

;D Thank you for the warm welcome! I have been following all of you quietly for a long time and finally decided to jump in and have fun with all of you, favorite nieces and nephews and young friends. For those of you that don't know me, please forgive my English. I could not type in Thai and have no...

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LL, วันเสาร์ที่ 14 ที่วัดแม่พระกวาดาลูเป้ วัดยังสร้างไม่เสร็จดี ผนังยังไม่มี หลังคายังไม่ได้ตีฝ้าเพดาน เก้าอี้นั่งมีที่คุกเข่าแต่ 2 แถวแรก นอกนั้นมีแต่เก้าอี้ (ยังขาดเงินทุนอยู่มากคะ) แต่ที่เด่น และเป็นจุดที่น่าสนใจที่สุดของวัด ก็คือรูปแม่พระกวาดาลูเป้ ที่ถ่ายมาจากผ้าของนักบุญ ยวง ดิเอโก้ ด้วยขนาดเท...

Yan Agape

May God and Mother Mary welcome your mom home. And may the Lord and Mother Mary give you comfort and strength to carry on.

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" Repent, you unfaithful husband!" by Fr. Rob, my pastor, last Sunday Mass

Catholic Joke #4, Calling Heaven!

Re: A Catholic joke #3, The Honest Prayer

A Catholic joke #3, The Honest Prayer

Mother Theresa of Calcutta's poem (engraved on the wall of her home)

Re: Joke #3

Re: Children's messages to God

Children's messages to God

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A Catholic Joke #2

American Joke, #1 (Grandpa)

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A True Catholic joke!

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