What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
" Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! "
What's the difference between people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A little boy went up to his father and asked :
" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "
His father replied :
" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. "
Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
" Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back the next day :
" If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! "
Credit: Mimi
Christian and Non-Christian Jokes #1
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คำจำกัดความขำๆ แต่น่าคิด จาก H.L. Mencken
Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
Church: a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
Clergyman: a ticket speculator outside the gates of heaven.
Faith: an illogical belief in the occurrence of the impossible.
Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Theology: the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
แถมท้าย
O Lord, if there is a Lord, save my soul, if I have a soul.
- J. E. Renan
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คำจำกัดความขำๆ แต่น่าคิด จาก H.L. Mencken
Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
Church: a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
Clergyman: a ticket speculator outside the gates of heaven.
Faith: an illogical belief in the occurrence of the impossible.
Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Theology: the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
แถมท้าย
O Lord, if there is a Lord, save my soul, if I have a soul.
- J. E. Renan
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